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Worst of 2015

It takes a special movie to genuinely piss you off in the span of two hours. Here are the ten worst movies of 2015 in no particular order, except one: I’ve saved the worst for last.

The Boy Next Door
Jennifer Lopez as a schoolteacher? Yes please. Trapping her in a second-rate thriller in which she has to fight off a teenage stalker? Do better than that.

Beyond The Reach
Apparently character motivations and a decent script were “Beyond The Reach” for this Michael Douglas/Jeremy Irvine drama set in the Mojave Desert. If you see it you’ll regret it.

Tomorrowland
George Clooney was all over the poster and trailer, then nowhere to be found for the first 50 minutes of the movie. “Tomorrowland” is especially disappointing because it was co-written and directed by Brad Bird, who was so tremendous with “The Incredibles” and “Mission: Impossible – Ghost Protocol.”

The Gunman
Sean Penn teamed with Javier Bardem in an attempt to see how soundly they can put people to sleep. They succeeded. There’s a hitman, a rival, and a girl they both love, and yet the movie never gets off the ground to at least be interesting.

The Gallows
Found footage horror movies need to die. And I’m not talking one of those fake horror movie deaths, I’m talking a real, permanent death to this gimmick, which has been played out for years. In this instance, teenagers were trapped inside their high school overnight. I was rooting for them to die so the movie would end and I could leave.

Fantastic Four
The sad thing was you could actually see the potential here, but this $120 million mistake from 20th Century Fox (it grossed $56 million domestically) got caught between director Josh Trank’s “body horror” vision and something more commercial, and the end result was something that didn’t work for either.


Rock The Kasbah
Bill Murray as a louse music manager in Afghanistan looking for a star sounds like it has potential, but the story ends up taking him on a series of misguided and unfunny adventures, all of which fail to land the social message the film feels obligated to deliver.

Pan
The ridiculous makeup and costumes were one thing, the hammy performances another. But ruining the story of “Peter Pan” was the biggest sin of all.

Suffragette
If you’re going to have a main character (played by Carey Mulligan) lose her family, job, possessions and everything else while petitioning for women’s right to vote, here’s an idea: At least allow that woman to express why the right to vote is important to her. This should have been an Oscar contender, and instead it’s a joke.

And finally, the absolute worst movie of 2015: The D Train
You leave “The D Train” feeling sorry for Jack Black and James Marsden. Black plays a Pittsburgh loser who flies to L.A. to try to get a former classmate-turned-actor (Marsden) to come to their high school reunion. At no point does Black's Dan show any dignity or self-respect, or give us anything to root for. He’s a loser for a multitude of reasons, and worse, as the protagonist he provides nothing for us to enjoy about the film. 

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